Blame my irregular posts on writers block or my usual busy schedule at office or my innate laziness...but the fact remains that I have been unusually irregular...for a long long long time now. Well I have been doing a considerable amount of thinking all this while. So this is what I figured out about myself...out in the open for the world to see and love hate or despire or simply to admire the satan queen :P
Things that have earned me a good name...there aren't many and it took a lot of time to even figure out these-
* Sincere at work. No kidding at this one! Work my ass off...with a little help from small fag breaks...keeps the brain alive and running.
* Equality is the motto! If you are breathing you are worth respecting. Give respect get respect.
* The freaking heart looks harsh and strong but I can bet my ass that I will be the only one standing when the entire world turns it back on you. Literally. Try me. Did someone say mum'z d word?! ass!!!
* Doubt my capability. Which helps ensure that I give my best but is quiet a pain too...
* My silly sense of humor...maybe its over-ranked because people that I'm surrounded with are duds!...saweeee!
* Kick-ass attitude. Yup I can wrestle with ya or do you prefer a word game?...I'm still gonna win...
So much for self-praise...now comes the dirty stuff!
What lands me in trouble?
* The heart refuses to not to love people...even though I have realized that people at work can not neccessarily be termed as friends...im working on this one...
* Fight for those who don't speak up for themselves. It's a different thing that they get a long lecture on self esteem later on from me! Nevertheless it does not neccessarily earns me a good name...but then again...who cares!
* Find it hard to say No! Did someone say working till late night???!@#$@#@!%
* Too easy to win me over...few caring words...little consideration or mayb loads of it...and I love you already! Fake praise however will take you nowhere!
What gives birth to my famous ( or shall I say not-so-famous) temper?
* Liars! lie and you are dead before you can realize it!
* Hypocrites. Don't like me? It's awlrite...the feeling is mutual. But good that you were honest about it or else read the point mentioned above!
* Selfishness...uhuhmmm....I have done the world a lot of good...there aren't many selfish people I know...maybe thats because I have been hunting them and killing them :)
* Eve teasers. Not worth talking about. The famous incident about me kicking a guy is still ripe in my memory...bet its gonna remain ripe in his memory and yours too.
* MCP or male chauvinistic pigs! Fine you can piss while standing but is there anything else that you can do that a girl can't do...and that too equally good if not better? Knowledegable enough to know the existence of the word "EQUALS"???
* When a stronger or more powerful person takes advantage of their position to do wrong to someone whose not in a position to stand up for their right.
How do I calm my temper?
* Abuses. Some scientific theory states that abusing is good for health and I was always a fitness freak...
* Kicking...punching...whatever...you need some explanation for it because i can give a hands-on experience in this one...i believe in spreading the knowledge and what better way to learn than a practical lesson?
* Usually the above two work well enough. So never really had to think of a third way to calm down. I'm a simple girl ;)
What turns me on?
* Intelligence. Not good looking but got the brains...bring it on!
* Great dressing sense. Uhuhm....i know clothes are usually meant to be taken off but if they look great then its even better! ( don't ya dare judge me!!!)
* Power. It has a funny turn-on ability. You don't have to be the prime minister! If you are well admired in your field...its good enough.
* Amazing dancer? Chances are I am already ogling at you!
Important note- All right now, before your dirty mind starts moving in the wrong direction refer to second last point of "what gives birth to my famous temper"!
Is the insanity associated with satan queen justified? Maybe, maybe not...read on and make up your mind.
* I can be agonizingly indecisive especially while shopping. Give me two shirts of same color size pattern and I will still take minimum of 15 minutes to select one. ( If you are thinking I'm crazy...then yes im a little insane but helloooo! I gotta check for any defects! obviously!)...but this otherwise troublesome habit has ensured that mostly I don't have to regret the decisions that I have made.
* Yet I can be quiet impulsive. It takes a fraction of a second for me to abuse a person whose doing wrong...and not neccessarily to me.
* I'm a brave sould. Not that I don't get scared but I can overcome the feeling and take the plunge. Quiet strong as my friends put it.
* I can abuse shout and kick people and win the fight against those who are doing wrong. Once back home in my room...i do shed a tear or two...ok ...maybe more...what the fck!!!
* Lastly...I'm a girl whose actually a boy...gets attracted to guys yet am straight...
Confused? Dont be! At the end of the day im a girl whose as strong as any guy is...ambitious( Does climbing a tree counts as reaching new heights?)...workoholic ( gives this wierd satisfaction...can't help being one)...laughs like there is not tommorow ( saying that I laugh like a hyena would be appropriate)...Dance at the slightest reflection of music ( shake your booty baby!who cares if I'm not as good as britney or shakira! shake it nywayz...!)...little random maybe because I got too many thoughts (ah! work again!)...indianized version of agony aunt( read love guru!)for close friends...yes yes honey we will discuss you love life after this blog post is over...
Well, thats about it for now....and you thought its easy being Satan Queen! Phew!
