An Encounter That Was't Meant To Be...

I have witnessed something that is sure to make anyone go insane...I'm already insane so I'm saved and could therefore give a true narration of this unbelievable account that took place some days ago. It took me a few days to truly believe it for myself that this was for real. STATUTORY WARNING :Read further only if you are not a heart patient, sensitive at heart or are preg.

Like always I was going back home after a day's hard work which was enough to make a pig sweat. pig..salami..mmm..sorry...was about to lose track..focus focus focus here damn it( this is one of the side effects that this strange encounter had on me).So anyways, as i was siting lazily in the cab about to drift off to o my sweet sleep, this wierd looking bird came and perched on the seat next to me. I think it was a bird but can't be sure...it had a definite resemblance to a parrot. One can't possibly miss the big round eyes and the face that seemed to thrust forward from the neck.

I'm a bird lover so in other circumstance i would probably would have felt delighted on seeing one. But this was no ordinary bird. It looked at me with those big round hovering eyes as if about to make the kill. My mind must have given some kind of a signal to the entire body for i unconsciously shifted back..as if I wanted to open the door and run without looking back, my hands flying in all directions...to save my dear life!

Then all of a sudden the pleasant weather began to shift uncomfortably too... clouds started gathering on the darkning sky as if trying to warn me of the bad omen.Mind you this is no 666 omen...I could have handled that..but no this one is far worse. Enough to make the satan sweat...I'm just the satan queen for pete sake!


Help me someone..help...o god...the side effects are making me go dizzy just from recollecting the encounter...

Will tell you the rest when I have fully recovered from this strange confounded state.